{"id":292,"date":"2009-06-30T14:47:44","date_gmt":"2009-06-30T19:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaybuena.com\/blog\/?p=292"},"modified":"2011-05-16T10:26:59","modified_gmt":"2011-05-16T15:26:59","slug":"7-what-happened-to-betty-jane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/7-what-happened-to-betty-jane\/","title":{"rendered":"7. What Happened to Betty Jane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Betty Jane, Rastafarian\" src=\"https:\/\/kaybuena.com\/images\/20090630BettyJaneRasta.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"183\" \/>So out of nowhere (while I was wondering where B.J. had gone) she walked inside my house, which scared the f___ing Hell out of me (which was a personal first for sure). And lo and behold that doll and become a Rastafarian!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, s___ in a hand basket,&#8221; I screamed (like a Banshee).\u00a0 <strong>What does it take to get you to act normal, anyway?<\/strong> I have practically pulled out my hair and rolled around like a circle around the planet Earth (as though Saturn didn&#8217;t already have enough rings in the first place). However, will there ever be another Uranus?<\/p>\n<p>And although Betty Jane seemed a tad shocked by my exclamation, then it occurred to her: Jeeeze, you know what: that old bitch really is my real little girl &#8212; so I think my next move is to become the oldest Young Republican, and that she did.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Betty Jane, Young Republican\" src=\"https:\/\/kaybuena.com\/images\/20090630BettyJaneYR.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"179\" \/>And that&#8217;s the story, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So out of nowhere (while I was wondering where B.J. had gone) she walked inside my house, which scared the f___ing Hell out of me (which was a personal first for sure). And lo and behold that doll and become a Rastafarian! &#8220;Oh, s___ in a hand basket,&#8221; I screamed (like a Banshee).\u00a0 What does [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-betty-jane-chronicles","category-true-and-unusual-stories"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":509,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions\/509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}