{"id":266,"date":"2009-03-30T15:58:25","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T20:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaybuena.com\/blog\/?p=266"},"modified":"2009-03-30T15:58:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-30T20:58:25","slug":"i-the-so-thought-lady-of-the-house-have-comments-to-inflict-heres-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/i-the-so-thought-lady-of-the-house-have-comments-to-inflict-heres-one\/","title":{"rendered":"I, the so&#8211;thought &quot;lady&quot; of the house, have comments to inflict, or as it is said: &quot;friendly reminders.&quot; Here&#039;s one:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 There are\u00a0at least 3 things for women to worry about as they age&#8230;especially those over 50<strong>.\u00a0 (1)<\/strong> : don&#8217;t think your\u00a0 <em>old<\/em>-make-up from yesterdays maze of happenings\u00a0will pass as &#8221;slightly and modestly applied&#8221;,\u00a0 sort&#8217; of \u00a0like:\u00a0you purposefully seem a tad \u00a0rumpled<strong>&#8211;No<\/strong>!\u00a0 <strong>You must face<\/strong> <strong>the mirror\u00a0 <\/strong>even if you are an old ballet dancer unable to stike a 1st position Ballet pose,<strong> the time is Now<\/strong>&#8230;Too bad about the truth that you will never ever become a Ballerina:You are crippled-up, 1 artificial hip, 1 artificialpelvis and hip joint&#8211;and they are metal.\u00a0 Every time\u00a0I think I can take off with a grand jete`, or several across the living room floor&#8230;Dream on, says I to myself;\u00a0\u00a0however as you are merely an experienced bohemian\u00a0suffering the effects\u00a0of a rather raucous night &#8211;as in &#8221; I meant to look like this.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8221;\u00a0\u00a0&#8212;-:blaze&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Don&#8217;t be falling into that trap.that hole is so deep, it is practically Alcatraz.<br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (2.)<\/strong>Wash up from time to time, and tend to your face,\u00a0 it needs to be repainted so as to not scare small children.\u00a0 \u00a0It may be old,that face,\u00a0but you&#8217;ve got to take the bad with the good\u00a0.\u00a0 Why don&#8217;t you take a bath,\u00a0 or \u00a0brush your teeth, even if you don&#8217;t have time;\u00a0 It\u00a0 matters, both personally and socially\u00a0and finally<strong>,:(3):<\/strong> \u00a0notice what you thought to be a massive cricket colony, is probably\u00a0tintinnitis. Call off the exterminator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 There are\u00a0at least 3 things for women to worry about as they age&#8230;especially those over 50.\u00a0 (1) : don&#8217;t think your\u00a0 old-make-up from yesterdays maze of happenings\u00a0will pass as &#8221;slightly and modestly applied&#8221;,\u00a0 sort&#8217; of \u00a0like:\u00a0you purposefully seem a tad \u00a0rumpled&#8211;No!\u00a0 You must face the mirror\u00a0 even if you are an old ballet dancer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unusual-stories"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}