{"id":135,"date":"2009-02-19T18:22:10","date_gmt":"2009-02-19T23:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaybuena.com\/blog\/?p=135"},"modified":"2011-05-16T10:26:59","modified_gmt":"2011-05-16T15:26:59","slug":"but-why-and-with-out-your-monday-pantie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/but-why-and-with-out-your-monday-pantie\/","title":{"rendered":"5. But why? And with out your Monday Pantie"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"Betty<\/a><\/dt>\n
Betty Jane’s Monday Panties<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n

Betty Jane, you left your Monday panties, And it’s Thursday.\u00a0 Is it always Monday where you are?\u00a0 Guess what; same here.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So what happened wit youse? I\u00a0mean most dolls tend\u00a0 to return, when they take a hike.\u00a0 I would be glad you’re (?) back, (somewhere–out there)\u00a0 \u00a0but much like Sherlock Holmes, you always \u00a0are<\/strong> <\/em>who you disguised yourself as when last you changed roles– for a long\u00a0 while afterwards.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Aren’t you?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 My hope is your\u00a0Reality meter<\/em> is clicking in,\u00a0My other hope is that you are not one with the universe, that’s so tough to live happily afterwards, if you’re close; let me continue to ask the missing and menacing doll “Betty Jane” (an “Ideal Doll”, the old company, for what ever reason, you might like to have that in your\u00a0memory once again, if not?\u00a0 Some suck eggs.\u00a0 Who cares about sanity when some jerk is playing a long Bass <\/strong><\/strong>non-solo <\/strong>upstairs that makes the author of this silly intrusion wish for white noise.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 By the way;\u00a0\u00a0Are you the one who hit those Commie Info sites> ?\u00a0 Eh?\u00a0 (Those clearly estupido jerks who would rather wait in line all day than do something\u00a0productive) all youse need to wake up and smell\u00a0de’\u00a0 Coffee;\u00a0There’s this nice little cliche, though not to be ignored as it is\u00a0complex and three part true problem we all face every day of our lives:\u00a0(1.) “What’s with: Cause and Effect? (1.)which came first?”\u00a0 (3} And will it never end?” \u00a0 But I am in digression as perusal.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0I’ll get your mug shot.\u00a0 You’re the only one with my password, ‘cept me.\u00a0 (Don’t say it, I know.) That comp nerd in residence knows all and sees all and seeks vengeance if reprimanded.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 Your new fashion direction, and surgeries\u00a0 was\u00a0an attempt I made to please you.\u00a0 It was meant to make you\u00a0feel and look better.\u00a0 It was not a personal slam, and you shouldn’t take it so personal. you’re the one who hadn’t changed clothes in about 47 years, you were never an endorsement for high hygiene standards, but what the heck?\u00a0 As you age your interests differ.\u00a0 However, in your case (being locked in an old wizzelely\u00a0moldy trunk for so long. Not at all and the rest of it could have been worse. I didn’t know the other dolls were all dead in there but you\u00a0.\u00a0 I am sorry, but my life hasn’t been a picnic lately either.
\n\u00a0 You are just depressed because you look and feel (and think)\u00a0\u00a0so young , and really\u00a0you are probably considered an antique, as you are\u00a0almost as old as I am, you’re all grown up and awkwardly anchient Caroline U. Hineyhine.\u00a0 And there were times\u00a0when my beauty service-changes were seemingly brutal as it might have seemed to some who didn’t figure she was a doll or some\u00a0molded\u00a0old style plastic- rather hard to the touch, but tough enough to have servived her 58 years of hard traveling existence.\u00a0Or perhaps they have not been lucky enough to see her “before” and “After ” portraits, Either. But the\u00a0people who aren’t taking into account this is a Doll we’re addressing as though entirely real, yet she is <\/strong>stuck in a time-space-continuum problemary action, from my voung childhood. However that was meant to please you,\u00a0and sort of went wack on you, but who knows?\u00a0 Madame Alexander>?\u00a0 Unexpectedly your new get up\u00a0has become central\u00a0to your new assignment.\u00a0 Well, it’s your life.\u00a0 You could just walk out of there.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 Don’t look now, but Social security\u00a0these days is starting to mean being cofident of interacting<\/em>and\/or seeing allot of old hungry farts like you and I,\u00a0 broke as a joke and huttled together in angst.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0And note that\u00a0we’re mid flight;\u00a0 not there yet (for sure)… I’m looking for the “before” pictures we took during your makeover.\u00a0 Will send on to you…\u00a0(and the rest of whom ever\u00a0\u00a0It’s not too late.\u00a0 Normal is as normal falls.\u00a0 We’ll even dispense with the big hair…?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Betty Jane’s Monday Panties Betty Jane, you left your Monday panties, And it’s Thursday.\u00a0 Is it always Monday where you are?\u00a0 Guess what; same here.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So what happened wit youse? I\u00a0mean most dolls tend\u00a0 to return, when they take a hike.\u00a0 I would be glad you’re (?) back, (somewhere–out there)\u00a0 \u00a0but much like Sherlock […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-betty-jane-chronicles","tag-message-to-betty-jane"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":511,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions\/511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stgn.kaybuena.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}